Oh geez guys, just wanted to share the “President Morty” speech from S3 E7, oh geez. It’s the whole united we stand, divided we fall thing, oh geez.

I don’t see a divide between Ricks and Mortys—

You guys finished?

The division I see is between the Ricks and Mortys that like the Citadel divided, and the rest of us.

I see it everywhere I go.

I see it in our schools.

Where they teach Mortys we are all the same, because they’re threatened by what makes us unique.

I see it in our streets.

Where they give guns to Mortys.

So we’re too busy fighting each other to fight real injustice.

I see it in our factories.

Where Ricks work for a fraction of their boss’ salary, even though they are identical and have the same IQ.

The Citadel’s problem isn’t homeless Mortys or outraged Ricks.

The Citadel’s problem is the Ricks and Mortys feeding on the Citadel’s death…

But I’ve got a message for them, from the Ricks and Mortys keeping it alive,

a message from the Ricks and Mortys that believe in this Citadel…

to the Ricks and Mortys that don’t.

You’re outnumbered.